Thankful Post 30

Today I am thankful for my sense of humour, however sick it maybe. I went to get some of my mail today so I ventured out across my condos parking lot! Half way there I remembered how much facial hair I have right now and anxiety struck, what if I saw someone or someone saw me? I thought worse comes to worse I am a bearded lady.

I was expecting two packages from Amazon today, I knew one of them was my rice mold or what’s known as Koji but for the life of me I could not remember what the second one was. I got back to my place all excited that I got to see what was in “mystery box #1,” I said it in my head with the game sore host voice. Borax, it was borax so that I could make laundry detergent!

Before I got back to my place I saw something sitting on the ground behind my car. I almost broke down in tears, sarcastic tears but tears just the same. There was a decapitated birdie just lying there.

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