Sexuality is extremely flexible

The first day of the PRIDE market I was talking to a friend about the gay card. During PRIDE if you get in trouble you say “but I am gay!” It catches people off guard, when you make people laugh you can get away with things!

My friend then said “but you are not gay!” My sarcasm muscle (my brain) came up with “fair, but I am extremely flexible… with my sexuality!” Am I gay? No, am I straight? Nope, am I bisexual? I hate the idea of any binary. I briefly identified as poly-sexual but I am no longer sure I like how that sounds. So “Extremely sexually flexible,” is my new orientation!

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