I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.
Today I am going to have a Montreal Poutine
1 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)
1 days until my remodelling.
1 days until that surreal feeling of knowing the 117 day count down is over.
1 days until I will probably stop my count down.
2 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.
4 days until I am out of the Hospital.
6 days until I can see my vagina.
6 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
6 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
6 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
6 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
9 days until I come home.
9 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!
11 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
17 days until I my menopause stops.
21 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
24 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
35 to 53 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
45 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
60 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.
60 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
60 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
60 days until I can dilate two times a day.
82 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
86 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
86 days until I can restart having anal sex.
86 days until my vaginal cherry can be popped.
86 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
107 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.
121 days until I find out how much money I will get back for my lube this year.
276 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
341 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
353 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.
368 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)
368 days until I dilate once a week!