1 days

I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.

Today I am going to have a Montreal Poutine

1 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)

1 days until my remodelling.

1 days until that surreal feeling of knowing the 117 day count down is over.

1 days until I will probably stop my count down.

2 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.

4 days until I am out of the Hospital.

6 days until I can see my vagina.

6 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

6 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

6 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

6 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.

9 days until I come home.

9 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!

11 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.

17 days until I my menopause stops.

21 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

24 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

35 to 53 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

45 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

60 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.

60 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

60 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

60 days until I can dilate two times a day.

82 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.

86 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

86 days until I can restart having anal sex.

86 days until my vaginal cherry can be popped.

86 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.

107 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.

121 days until I find out how much money I will get back for my lube this year.

276 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

341 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.

353 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.

368 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)

368 days until I dilate once a week!

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