2 days

I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.

Today I travel to Montreal.

Today is the last day that I transfer plains with the extra baggage attached to me.

1 day until I have a Montreal Poutine

2 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)

2 days until my remodelling.

2 days until I will probably stop my count down.

3 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.

5 days until I am out of the Hospital.

7 days until I can see my vagina.

7 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

7 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

7 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

7 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.

10 days until I come home.

10 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!

13 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.

18 days until I my menopause stops.

23 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

25 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

36 to 54 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

46 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

61 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.

61 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

61 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

61 days until I can dilate two times a day.

83 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.

87 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

87 days until I can restart having anal sex.

87 days until my vaginal cherry can be popped.

87 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.

108 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.

122 days until I find out how much money I will get back for my lube this year.

277 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

342 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.

354 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.

369 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)

369 days until I dilate once a week!

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