I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.
Today I travel to Montreal.
Today is the last day that I transfer plains with the extra baggage attached to me.
1 day until I have a Montreal Poutine
2 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)
2 days until my remodelling.
2 days until I will probably stop my count down.
3 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.
5 days until I am out of the Hospital.
7 days until I can see my vagina.
7 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
7 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
7 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
7 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
10 days until I come home.
10 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!
13 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
18 days until I my menopause stops.
23 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
25 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
36 to 54 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
46 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
61 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.
61 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
61 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
61 days until I can dilate two times a day.
83 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
87 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
87 days until I can restart having anal sex.
87 days until my vaginal cherry can be popped.
87 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
108 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.
122 days until I find out how much money I will get back for my lube this year.
277 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
342 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
354 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.
369 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)
369 days until I dilate once a week!