I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.
Last chance to eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
Today I need to be packed for Montreal. Who am I kidding I have been packed for a week and a half.
Tonight is the last sleep in Saskatoon with dangly bits.
1 days until I travel to Montreal.
1 days until I need to transfer planes with the extra baggage attached to me.
3 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)
3 days until my remodelling.
3 days until I will probably stop my count down.
4 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.
6 days until I am out of the Hospital.
8 days until I can see my vagina.
8 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
8 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
8 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
8 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
11 days until I come home.
11 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!
14 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
19 days until I my menopause stops.
24 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
26 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
37 to 55 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
47 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
62 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.
62 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
62 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
62 days until I can dilate two times a day.
84 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
88 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
88 days until I can restart having anal sex.
88 days until my vaginal cherry can be popped.
88 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
109 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.
123 days until I find out how much money I will get back for my lube this year.
278 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
343 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
355 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.
370 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)
370 days until I dilate once a week!