I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.
Today is the last time I will see a doctor in Saskatoon with extraverted junk, isn’t my chiropractor lucky?
Tonight is the last Gender Rev I will go to pre-op
1 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
1 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
1 sleeps, well 2 if you think I am sleeping Friday, in Saskatoon with dangly bits.
2 days until I travel to Montreal.
2 days until I need to transfer planes with the extra baggage attached to me.
4 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)
4 days until my remodelling.
4 days until I will probably stop my count down.
5 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.
7 days until I am out of the Hospital.
9 days until I can see my vagina.
9 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
9 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
9 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
9 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
12 days until I come home.
12 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!
15 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
20 days until I my menopause stops.
25 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
27 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
38 to 56 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
48 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
63 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.
63 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
63 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
63 days until I can dilate two times a day.
85 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
89 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
89 days until I can restart having anal sex.
89 days until my vaginal cherry can be popped.
89 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
110 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.
124 days until I find out how much money I will get back for my lube this year.
279 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
344 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
356 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.
371 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)
371 days until I dilate once a week!