8 days

I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.

2 days until the last women’s night group I could go to with Bambi Knuckle.

2 days until I last see my physiotherapist with dangly bits attached.

3 days until the last HVCA meeting my dangly bits will be still attached to me.

3 days until my psychiatrist gets to see me dressed up as anxiety!

3 days until my psychologist talks to me about the anxiety that is building up.

4 days until the last time I see my chiropractor with extraverted junk.

5 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

5 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

5 sleeps in Saskatoon with dangly bits.

6 days until I travel to Montreal.

6 days until I need to transfer planes with the extra baggage attached to me.

8 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)

8 days until my remodelling.

8 days until I will probably stop my count down.

9 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.

11 days until I am out of the Hospital.

13 days until I can see my vagina.

13 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

13 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

13 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

13 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.

16 days until I come home.

16 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!

19 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.

24 days until I my menopause stops.

29 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

31 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

42 to 60 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

52 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

66 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.

66 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

66 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

66 days until I can dilate two times a day.

89 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.

93 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

93 days until I can restart having anal sex.

93 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.

114 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.

128 days until I find out how much money I will get back for my lube this year.

283 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

348 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.

360 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.

375 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)

375 days until I dilate once a week!

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