I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.
4 days until the last women’s night group I could go to with Bambi Knuckle.
4 days until I last see my physiotherapist with dangly bits attached.
5 days until the last HVCA meeting my dangly bits will be still attached to me.
5 days until my psychiatrist gets to see me dressed up as anxiety!
5 days until my psychologist talks to me about the anxiety that is building up.
6 days until the last time I see my chiropractor with extraverted junk.
7 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
7 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
7 sleeps in Saskatoon with dangly bits.
8 days until I travel to Montreal.
8 days until I need to transfer planes with the extra baggage attached to me.
10 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)
10 days until my remodelling.
10 days until I will probably stop my count down.
11 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.
13 days until I am out of the Hospital.
15 days until I can see my vagina.
15 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
15 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
15 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
15 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
18 days until I come home.
18 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!
21 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
26 days until I my menopause stops.
31 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
33 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
44 to 62 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
54 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
68 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.
68 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
68 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
68 days until I can dilate two times a day.
91 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
95 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
95 days until I can restart having anal sex.
95 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
116 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.
285 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
350 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
362 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.
376 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)
376 days until I dilate once a week!