I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.
5 days until the last women’s night group I could go to with Bambi Knuckle.
5 days until I last see my physiotherapist with dangly bits attached.
6 days until the last HVCA meeting my dangly bits will be still attached to me.
6 days until my psychiatrist gets to see me dressed up as anxiety!
6 days until my psychologist talks to me about the anxiety that is building up.
7 days until the last time I see my chiropractor with extraverted junk.
8 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
8 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
8 sleeps in Saskatoon with dangly bits.
9 days until I travel to Montreal.
9 days until I need to transfer plains with the extra baggage attached to me.
11 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)
11 days until my remodelling.
11 days until I will probably stop my count down.
12 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.
14 days until I am out of the Hospital.
16 days until I can see my vagina.
16 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
16 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
16 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
16 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
19 days until I come home.
22 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
27 days until I my menopause stops.
32 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
34 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
45 to 63 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
55 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
69 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.
69 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
69 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
69 days until I can dilate two times a day.
92 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
96 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
96 days until I can restart having anal sex.
96 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
117 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.
286 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
351 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
363 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.
377 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)
377 days until I dilate once a week!