15 days

I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.

2 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

3 days until I have the last atypical conference call endowed with extraverted genitals.

9 days until the last women’s night group I could go to with Bambi Knuckle.

9 days until I last see my physiotherapist with dangly bits attached.

10 days until the last HVCA meeting my dangly bits will be still attached to me.

10 days until my psychiatrist gets to see me dressed up as anxiety!

10 days until my psychologist talks to me about the anxiety that is building up.

11 days until the last time I see my chiropractor with extraverted junk.

12 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

12 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

12 sleeps in Saskatoon with dangly bits.

13 days until I travel to Montreal.

15 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)

15 days until my remodelling.

15 days until I will probably stop my count down.

16 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.

18 days until I am out of the Hospital.

20 days until I can see my vagina.

20 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

20 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

20 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

20 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.

23 days until I come home.

26 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.

31 days until I my menopause stops.

36 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

38 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

49 to 67 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

59 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

73 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.

73 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

73 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

73 days until I can dilate two times a day.

96 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.

100 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

100 days until I can restart having anal sex.

100 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.

121 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.

290 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

355 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.

367 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.

381 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)

381 days until I dilate once a week!

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