I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.
Today is the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits, please do not try to.
2 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
2 days until until I am T fuelled, maybe.
3 days until I start getting my rear kicked at the gym.
7 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
14 days until I start my castration celebration by going on leave from work.
15 days until the last HVCA meeting my dangly bits will be still attached to me.
15 days until my psychologist talks to me about the anxiety that is building up.
16 days until the last time I see my chiropractor with extraverted junk.
17 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
17 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
17 sleeps in Saskatoon with dangly bits.
18 days until I travel to Montreal.
20 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)
20 days until my remodelling.
20 days until I will probably stop my count down.
21 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.
23 days until I am out of the Hospital.
25 days until I can see my vagina.
25 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
25 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
25 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
25 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
28 days until I come home.
31 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
36 days until I my menopause stops.
41 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
43 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
54 to 72 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
64 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
78 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.
78 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
78 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
78 days until I can dilate two times a day.
101 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
105 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
105 days until I can restart having anal sex.
105 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
126 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.
295 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
360 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
372 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.
386 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)
386 days until I dilate once a week!