1 days until I am on all of the CBC platforms.
9 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
20 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”
25 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
27 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
28 days until I need to stop HRT.
29 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
34 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
44 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
44 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
45 days until I travel to Montreal.
47 days until my remodelling.
47 days until I will probably stop my count down.
50 days until I am out of the Hospital.
52 days until I can see my vagina.
52 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
52 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
52 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
52 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
57 days until I come home.
58 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
63 days until I can restart hormones.
68 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
70 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
81 to 97 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
90 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
104 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
104 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
105 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
106 days until I can dilate two times a day.
128 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
132 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
132 days until I can restart having anal sex.
132 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
322 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
386 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
413 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
413 days until I dilate once a week!