47 days

1 days until I am on all of the CBC platforms.

9 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.

20 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”

25 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.

27 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

28 days until I need to stop HRT.

29 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.

34 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

44 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

44 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

45 days until I travel to Montreal.

47 days until my remodelling.

47 days until I will probably stop my count down.

50 days until I am out of the Hospital.

52 days until I can see my vagina.

52 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

52 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

52 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

52 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.

57 days until I come home.

58 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.

63 days until I can restart hormones.

68 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

70 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

81 to 97 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

90 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

104 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

104 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

105 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

106 days until I can dilate two times a day.

128 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.

132 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

132 days until I can restart having anal sex.

132 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.

322 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

386 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.

413 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

413 days until I dilate once a week!

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