2 days until I am on all of the CBC platforms.
10 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
21 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”
26 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
27 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
28 days until I need to stop HRT.
29 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
35 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
45 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
45 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
46 days until I travel to Montreal.
48 days until my remodelling.
48 days until I will probably stop my count down.
51 days until I am out of the Hospital.
53 days until I can see my vagina.
53 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
53 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
53 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
53 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
58 days until I come home.
59 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
64 days until I can restart hormones.
69 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
71 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
82 to 98 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
91 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
103 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
105 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
106 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
107 days until I can dilate two times a day.
129 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
133 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
133 days until I can restart having anal sex.
133 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
323 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
387 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
414 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
414 days until I dilate once a week!