11 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
22 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”
27 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
28 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
29 days until I need to stop HRT.
30 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
36 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
46 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
46 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
47 days until I travel to Montreal.
50 days until my remodelling.
49 days until I will probably stop my count down.
52 days until I am out of the Hospital.
54 days until I can see my vagina.
54 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
54 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
54 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
54 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
59 days until I come home.
60 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
65 days until I can restart hormones.
70 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
72 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
83 to 99 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
92 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
104 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
106 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
107 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
108 days until I can dilate two times a day.
130 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
134 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
134 days until I can restart having anal sex.
134 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
324 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
388 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.
415 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
415 days until I dilate once a week!