Yesterday was the day that I got my new pyjamas for Montreal and wow are they comfortable.
13 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
24 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”
29 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
30 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
31 days until I need to stop HRT.
32 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
38 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
48 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
48 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
49 days until I travel to Montreal.
52 days until my remodelling.
51 days until I will probably stop my count down.
54 days until I am out of the Hospital.
56 days until I can see my vagina.
56 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
56 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
56 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
56 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
61 days until I come home.
67 days until I can restart hormones.
74 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
72 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
85 to 101 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
94 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
106 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
108 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
108 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
110 days until I can dilate two times a day.
132 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
136 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
136 days until I can restart having anal sex.
136 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
326 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
417 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
417 days until I dilate once a week!