52 days

Today is the last black Friday that I can carry around a flesh bag with my shopping bags.

13 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.

25 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”

30 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.

31 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

32 days until I need to stop HRT.

33 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.

39 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

48 days until I need to get new Pa ja ma’s for my trip.

49 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

49 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

50 days until I travel to Montreal.

53 days until my remodelling.

52 days until I will probably stop my count down.

55 days until I am out of the Hospital.

57 days until I can see my vagina.

57 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

57 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

57 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

57 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.

62 days until I come home.

68 days until I can restart hormones.

75 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

73 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

86 to 102 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

95 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

107 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

109 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

109 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

111 days until I can dilate two times a day.

133 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.

137 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

137 days until I can restart having anal sex.

137 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.

327 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

418 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

418 days until I dilate once a week!

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