Today is the last black Friday that I can carry around a flesh bag with my shopping bags.
13 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
25 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”
30 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
31 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
32 days until I need to stop HRT.
33 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
39 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
48 days until I need to get new Pa ja ma’s for my trip.
49 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
49 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
50 days until I travel to Montreal.
53 days until my remodelling.
52 days until I will probably stop my count down.
55 days until I am out of the Hospital.
57 days until I can see my vagina.
57 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
57 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
57 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
57 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
62 days until I come home.
68 days until I can restart hormones.
75 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
73 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
86 to 102 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
95 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
107 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
109 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
109 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
111 days until I can dilate two times a day.
133 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
137 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
137 days until I can restart having anal sex.
137 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
327 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
418 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
418 days until I dilate once a week!