55 days

I forgot to do a post yesterday for 56 days

16 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.

28 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”

33 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.

34 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

35 days until I need to stop HRT.

36 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.

42 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

51 days until I need to get new Pa ja ma’s for my trip.

52 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

52 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

53 days until I travel to Montreal.

55 days until my remodelling.

55 days until I will probably stop my count down.

58 days until I am out of the Hospital.

60 days until I can see my vagina.

60 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

60 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

60 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

60 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.

65 days until I come home.

71 days until I can restart hormones.

78 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

76 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

89 to 105 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

98 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

110 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

112 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

112 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

114 days until I can dilate two times a day.

136 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

140 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

140 days until I can restart having anal sex.

330 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

421 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

421 days until I dilate once a week!

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