I forgot to do a post yesterday for 56 days
16 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
28 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my “the surgery.”
33 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
34 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
35 days until I need to stop HRT.
36 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
42 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
51 days until I need to get new Pa ja ma’s for my trip.
52 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
52 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
53 days until I travel to Montreal.
55 days until my remodelling.
55 days until I will probably stop my count down.
58 days until I am out of the Hospital.
60 days until I can see my vagina.
60 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
60 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
60 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
60 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.
65 days until I come home.
71 days until I can restart hormones.
78 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
76 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
89 to 105 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
98 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
110 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
112 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
112 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
114 days until I can dilate two times a day.
136 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.
140 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
140 days until I can restart having anal sex.
330 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
421 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
421 days until I dilate once a week!