I should really book an appointment with an endo today.
21 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
38 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
39 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
40 days until I need to stop HRT.
41 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
47 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
56 days until I need to get new Pa ja ma’s for my trip.
57 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
57 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
58 days until I travel to Montreal.
60 days until my remodelling.
60 days until I will probably stop my count down.
63 days until I am out of the Hospital.
65 days until I can see my vagina.
65 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
65 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
65 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
65 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.
69 days until I come home.
75 days until I can restart hormones.
82 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
91 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
94 to 110 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
103 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
115 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
117 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
117 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
119 days until I can dilate two times a day.
141 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.
145 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
145 days until I can restart having anal sex.
335 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
426 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
426 days until I dilate once a week!