60 days

I should really book an appointment with an endo today.

21 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.

38 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.

39 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

40 days until I need to stop HRT.

41 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.

47 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

56 days until I need to get new Pa ja ma’s for my trip.

57 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

57 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

58 days until I travel to Montreal.

60 days until my remodelling.

60 days until I will probably stop my count down.

63 days until I am out of the Hospital.

65 days until I can see my vagina.

65 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

65 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

65 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

65 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.

69 days until I come home.

75 days until I can restart hormones.

82 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

91 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

94 to 110 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

103 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

115 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

117 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

117 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

119 days until I can dilate two times a day.

141 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

145 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

145 days until I can restart having anal sex.

335 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

426 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

426 days until I dilate once a week!

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