1 days until I should book an appointment with an endo.
22 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
39 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
40 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
41 days until I need to stop HRT.
42 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
48 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
58 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
58 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
59 days until I travel to Montreal.
61 days until my remodelling.
61 days until I will probably stop my count down.
64 days until I am out of the Hospital.
66 days until I can see my vagina.
66 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
66 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
66 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
66 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.
70 days until I come home.
76 days until I can restart hormones.
83 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
92 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
95 to 111 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
104 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
116 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
118 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
118 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
120 days until I can dilate two times a day.
142 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.
146 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
146 days until I can restart having anal sex.
336 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
427 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
427 days until I dilate once a week!