63 days

1 days until I call montreal to make sure they have everything they need.

3 days until I should book an appointment with an endo.

41 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.

42 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

43 days until I need to stop HRT.

44 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.

50 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

59 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

60 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

61 days until I travel to Montreal.

63 days until my remodelling.

63 days until I will probably stop my count down.

66 days until I am out of the Hospital.

68 days until I can see my vagina.

68 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

68 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

68 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

68 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.

72 days until I come home.

78 days until I can restart hormones.

85 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

94 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

97 to 113 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

106 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

118 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

120 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

120 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

122 days until I can dilate two times a day.

144 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

148 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

148 days until I can restart having anal sex.

338 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

429 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

429 days until I dilate once a week!

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