64 days

I was going to make a joke in my count down about this being the last remembrance day with extraverted genitals and how next year they will be introverted but decided I should respect the brave people who have fought for my rights as a Canadian citizen.

2 days until I call montreal to make sure they have everything they need.

4 days until I should book an appointment with an endo.

42 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.

43 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

44 days until I need to stop HRT.

45 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.

51 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

61 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

61 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

62 days until I travel to Montreal.

64 days until my remodelling.

64 days until I will probably stop my count down.

67 days until I am out of the Hospital.

69 days until I can see my vagina.

69 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

69 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

69 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

69 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.

73 days until I come home.

79 days until I can restart hormones.

86 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

95 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

98 to 114 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

107 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

119 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

121 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

121 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

123 days until I can dilate two times a day.

145 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

149 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

149 days until I can restart having anal sex.

339 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

430 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

430 days until I dilate once a week!

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