I was going to make a joke in my count down about this being the last remembrance day with extraverted genitals and how next year they will be introverted but decided I should respect the brave people who have fought for my rights as a Canadian citizen.
2 days until I call montreal to make sure they have everything they need.
4 days until I should book an appointment with an endo.
42 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
43 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
44 days until I need to stop HRT.
45 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
51 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
61 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
61 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
62 days until I travel to Montreal.
64 days until my remodelling.
64 days until I will probably stop my count down.
67 days until I am out of the Hospital.
69 days until I can see my vagina.
69 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
69 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
69 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
69 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.
73 days until I come home.
79 days until I can restart hormones.
86 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
95 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
98 to 114 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
107 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
119 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
121 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
121 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
123 days until I can dilate two times a day.
145 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.
149 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
149 days until I can restart having anal sex.
339 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
430 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
430 days until I dilate once a week!