67 days

45 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss

46 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

47 days until I need to stop HRT.

48 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.

54 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

63 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

63 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

62 days until I travel to Montreal.

67 days until my remodelling.

67 days until I will probably stop my count down.

70 days until I am out of the Hospital.

72 days until I can see my vagina.

72 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

72 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

72 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

76 days until I come home.

82 days until I can restart hormones.

89 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

98 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

101 to 117 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

110 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

122 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

124 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

124 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

126 days until I can dilate two times a day.

148 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

152 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

152 days until I can restart having anal sex.

342 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

433 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

433 days until I dilate once a week!

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