70 days

48 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss

49 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

50 days until I need to stop HRT.

57 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

66 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

66 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

67 days until I travel to Montreal.

70 days until my remodelling.

73 days until I am out of the Hospital.

75 days until I can see my vagina.

75 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

75 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

75 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

79 days until I come home.

85 days until I can restart hormones.

92 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

101 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

104 to 120 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

113 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

125 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

127 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

127 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

129 days until I can dilate two times a day.

151 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

155 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

155 days until I can restart having anal sex.

345 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

436 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

436 days until I dilate once a week!

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