71 days

49 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss

50 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

51 days until I need to stop HRT.

58 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

67 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

68 days until I travel to Montreal.

71 days until my remodelling.

74 days until I am out of the Hospital.

76 days until I can see my vagina.

76 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

76 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

76 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

80 days until I come home.

86 days until I can restart hormones.

93 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

102 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

105 to 121 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

114 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

126 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

128 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

128 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

130 days until I can dilate two times a day.

152 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

156 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

156 days until I can restart having anal sex.

346 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

437 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

437 days until I dilate once a week!

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