72 days

50 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss

51 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

52 days until I need to stop HRT.

59 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

68 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

69 days until I travel to Montreal.

72 days until my remodelling.

75 days until I am out of the Hospital.

77 days until I can see my vagina.

77 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

77 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

77 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

81 days until I come home.

87 days until I can restart hormones.

94 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

103 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

106 to 122 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

115 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

127 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

129 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

129 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

153 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

157 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

157 days until I can restart having anal sex.

347 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

438 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

438 days until I dilate once a week!

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