73 days

51 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss

52 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

53 days until I need to stop HRT.

60 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

69 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

70 days until I travel to Montreal.

73 days until my remodelling.

76 days until I am out of the Hospital.

78 days until I can see my vagina.

78 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

78 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

78 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

82 days until I come home.

88 days until I can restart hormones.

95 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

104 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

107 to 123 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

116 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

128 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

130 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

130 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

154 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

158 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

158 days until I can restart having anal sex.

348 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

439 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

439 days until I dilate once a week!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s