74 days

52 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss

53 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

54 days until I need to stop HRT.

61 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

70 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

71 days until I travel to Montreal.

74 days until my remodelling.

77 days until I am out of the Hospital.

79 days until I can see my vagina.

79 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

79 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

79 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

83 days until I come home.

89 days until I can restart hormones.

96 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

108 to 124 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

117 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

129 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

131 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

131 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

155 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

159 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

159 days until I can restart having anal sex.

349 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

440 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

440 days until I dilate once a week!

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