Today is the last Halloween that the phantom of dangly bits could not show up.
54 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
55 days until I need to stop HRT.
62 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
71 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
72 days until I travel to Montreal.
75 days until my remodelling.
78 days until I am out of the Hospital.
80 days until I can see my vagina.
80 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
80 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
80 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
84 days until I come home.
90 days until I can restart hormones.
97 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
109 to 125 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
118 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
130 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
132 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
132 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
156 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.
160 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
160 days until I can restart having anal sex.
350 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
441 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
441 days until I dilate once a week!