75 days

Today is the last Halloween that the phantom of dangly bits could not show up.

54 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

55 days until I need to stop HRT.

62 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

71 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

72 days until I travel to Montreal.

75 days until my remodelling.

78 days until I am out of the Hospital.

80 days until I can see my vagina.

80 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

80 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

80 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

84 days until I come home.

90 days until I can restart hormones.

97 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

109 to 125 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

118 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

130 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

132 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

132 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

156 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

160 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

160 days until I can restart having anal sex.

350 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

441 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

441 days until I dilate once a week!

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