Today is the day that I realize I should not have excused myself from not making my weight goal.
3 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.
56 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
57 days until I need to stop HRT.
64 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
73 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
74 days until I travel to Montreal.
78 days until my remodelling.
80 days until I am out of the Hospital.
82 days until I can see my vagina.
82 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
82 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
82 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
86 days until I come home.
92 days until I can restart hormones.
99 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
111 to 127 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
120 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
132 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
134 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
134 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
158 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.
162 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
162 days until I can restart having anal sex.
352 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
443 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
443 days until I dilate once a week!