78 days

1 day until I need to weigh in at my first goal (100 Kg), as I am going to be away for the weekend I am going to weigh myself Monday morning to see if I reached my goal.

4 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

57 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

58 days until I need to stop HRT.

65 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

74 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

75 days until I travel to Montreal.

79 days until my remodelling.

81 days until I am out of the Hospital.

83 days until I can see my vagina.

83 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

83 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

83 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

87 days until I come home.

93 days until I can restart hormones.

100 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

112 to 128 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

121 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

133 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

135 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

135 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

159 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

163 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

163 days until I can restart having anal sex.

353 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

444 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

444 days until I dilate once a week!

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