82 days

2 days until I need to weigh in at my first goal (100 Kg), as I am going to be away for the weekend I am going to weigh myself Monday morning to see if I reached my goal.

7 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

60 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

61 days until I need to stop HRT.

68 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

77 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

78 days until I travel to Montreal.

82 days until my remodelling.

84 days until I am out of the Hospital.

86 days until I can see my vagina.

86 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

86 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

86 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

90 days until I come home.

96 days until I can restart hormones.

103 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

115 to 131 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

124 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

136 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

138 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

138 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

162 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

166 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

166 days until I can restart having anal sex.

356 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

447 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

447 days until I dilate once a week!

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