85 days

5 days until I need to weigh in a little less over weight (100 Kg)

10 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

63 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

64 days until I need to stop HRT.

71 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

81 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

82 days until I travel to Montreal.

85 days until my remodelling.

87 days until I am out of the Hospital.

89 days until I can see my vagina.

89 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

89 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

90 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

93 days until I come home.

99 days until I can restart hormones.

106 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

118 to 134 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

127 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

139 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

141 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

141 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

165 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

169 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

169 days until I can restart having anal sex.

359 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

450 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

450 days until I dilate once a week!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s