88 days

13 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

66 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

67 days until I need to stop HRT.

74 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

85 days until I travel to Montreal.

88 days until my remodelling.

90 days until I am out of the Hospital.

92 days until I can see my vagina.

92 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

92 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

93 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

96 days until I come home.

102 days until I can restart hormones.

109 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

121 to 137 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

130 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

142 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

144 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

144 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

168 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

172 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

172 days until I can restart having anal sex.

362 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

453 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

453 days until I dilate once a week!

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