13 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.
66 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
67 days until I need to stop HRT.
74 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
85 days until I travel to Montreal.
88 days until my remodelling.
90 days until I am out of the Hospital.
92 days until I can see my vagina.
92 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
92 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
93 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
96 days until I come home.
102 days until I can restart hormones.
109 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
121 to 137 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
130 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
142 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
144 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
144 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
168 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.
172 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
172 days until I can restart having anal sex.
362 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
453 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
453 days until I dilate once a week!