89 days

14 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

67 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the nuts.

68 days until I need to stop HRT.

75 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

86 days until I travel to Montreal.

89 days until my remodelling.

91 days until I am out of the Hospital.

93 days until I can see my vagina.

93 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

93 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

94 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

97 days until I come home.

103 days until I can restart hormones.

110 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

122 to 138 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

131 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

143 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

145 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

145 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

169 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

173 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

173 days until I can restart having anal sex.

363 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

454 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

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