Today is my last birthday with my dangly bits.
16 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.
69 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the nuts.
70 days until I need to stop HRT.
77 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
89 days until I travel to Montreal.
91 days until my remodelling.
93 days until I am out of the Hospital.
95 days until I can see my vagina.
95 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
95 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
96 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
99 days until I come home.
105 days until I can restart hormones.
112 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
124 to 140 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
133 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
145 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
147 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
147 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
175 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
175 days until I can restart having anal sex.
365 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
456 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.