3 months

1 days until I celebrate my last birthday with my dangly bits.

17 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

70 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the nuts.

71 days until I need to stop HRT.

78 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

90 days until I travel to Montreal.

92 days until my remodelling.

94 days until I am out of the Hospital.

96 days until I can see my vagina.

96 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

96 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

97 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

100 days until I come home.

106 days until I can restart hormones.

113 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

125 to 141 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

134 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

146 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

148 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

148 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

176 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

176 days until I can restart having anal sex.

457 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

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