93 days

2 days until I celebrate my last birthday with my dangly bits.

18 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

71 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the nuts.

72 days until I need to stop HRT.

79 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

91 days until I travel to Montreal.

93 days until my remodelling.

95 days until I am out of the Hospital.

97 days until I can see my vagina.

97 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

97 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

98 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

101 days until I come home.

107 days until I can restart hormones.

114 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

126 to 142 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

135 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

147 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

149 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

149 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

177 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

177 days until I can restart having anal sex.

458 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

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