Today is the last turkey day for my dangly bits

Today is when I celebrate the last Canadian Thanks Giving with my dangly bits.

8 days until I celebrate my last birthday with my dangly bits

76 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the nuts.

77 days until I need to stop HRT.

84 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

96 days until I travel to Montreal.

98 days until my remodelling.

100 days until I am out of the Hospital.

102 days until I can see my vagina.

102 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

103 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

106 days until I come home.

112 days until I can restart hormones.

119 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

131 to 147 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

140 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

152 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

154 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

154 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

463 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

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