One Gretzky left

1 days until I celebrate the last Canadian Thanks Giving with my dangly bits.

9 days until I celebrate my last birthday with my dangly bits

77 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the nuts.

78 days until I need to stop HRT.

85 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

97 days until I travel to Montreal.

99 days until my remodelling.

101 days until I am out of the Hospital.

103 days until I can see my vagina.

103 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

104 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

107 days until I come home.

113 days until I can restart hormones.

120 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

132 to 148 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

141 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

153 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

155 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

155 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

464 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

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