My Diet (update)

So I have decided once again to cut unnatural preservatives out of my diet. I am hoping this plan will work this time, and last more than a pay period. I am going to work at making most of my foods and not buying them from the store, sure there will be things I need to buy to make stuff but hopefully not that much. I will need to buy basic things. I have made yogurt, I should start doing that again. I have made cheese, I should do that again. I have made ice cream, I should start doing that again. I have made Ketchup, I should be doing that again. I have read recipes about how to DIY soft drinks, I have a soda stream so I should start doing that. I have a juicer, I should start using that again. I have attempted to make almond milk, I should figure out how to do that right. With this almond milk I could make my yogurt, cheese, and ice cream.

Two major things are going to help me this time; First I can see “the surgery” on the horizon and would like to lose weight for that, if I am eating less plastic my body wont need as much to find nutrients or I am hoping. Second I made the statement of what I am going to ask be done to my dangly bits (balls) when they are removed on a trans SRS form, someone said they would never look at chicken nuggets the same ever again to which I replied yeah this chicks nuggets. I don’t think I will be able to look at or think of popcorn chicken the same again! I am going to also ask that any left overs, or pubic hair also go the way of my dangly bits.

Just incase you did not know what I am going to ask be done with my dangly bits, left overs, or pubic hair after they are removed: I am going to ask that they be donated to fast food restaurants some time in the future, and that they be spilt up and not go to one joint. I am going to stress that fast food will be defined as somewhere that has a drive through. Why you might ask? I do not want to eat fast food, but it is so convenient, if there is ever a time after my genitals are reconstructed that I want fast food all I will need to remember is that I may be ordering my dangly bits! If somehow I get over that fear, and I find a hair in my food I will remember that it maybe from my nether region! The salty taste on fries, well guess where that came from!

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